"where all these girls did their goofy, sexy poses"

I had a relatively rough day at work. The entire computer system shut itself off within the second hour of my shift. This happening made my manager feel as if she had the right to verbally and physically manhandle me for the rest of my shift.

Not much else to say, but here, check this out. I lol'd.

keepin' it alive

Hey, guys. Again, not a very eventful couple of days. I got free birth control from Planned Parenthood earlier today. They also gave me a ton of condoms. There isn't much else. I, um, I have work tomorrow? That's about it.

lion's mane

I got my iPhone the day before yesterday, and while it's a little beat up, it's a pretty awesome piece of machinery. Regardless, I'm ever so grateful. Thank you so much, Zanderson! You get a kitten, I get an iPhone. Not a bad trade, right?

pay me

I don't work Sunday, Monday, Wednesday, or Friday. My paycheck was a hundred and six more dollars than my last, so I'm happy. I was afraid that with the tiny shopping spree I took my dad on for Father's Day that I wouldn't be able to pay the $190 (maximum) fee for my ticket. Luckily my paycheck can cover the entire maximum fee if needed. I was elated knowing that I could buy my father what seemed like anything he wanted. We went to Target with Teri (my dad's girlfriend/girl/friend) to blow time before assigning my court appointment; with our luck, they were out to lunch when we got there. In the end, I got my dad a forty dollar basketball for him to use at the gym, a DVD copy of Grandma's Boy, as well as the fifth and sixth season of Family Guy. All of it was about 80 bucks total and with spending 40 dollars taking my friends out to dinner the night before, I was a little low on money. I work 14 hours a week at a minimum wage job; give me a break. I took two of the four facial piercings out a couple days ago, one because it was inevitable, and one because I was mad at it. Realistically, my middle and right piercing are still open, but I don't like having both in at once, so I switch off every so often. It's not terrible. It could be worse. I'll just get more piercings that people can't see. ;9 lol.

That's about it for now. I'm going over to Zach's tonight with my father to get hammered and to steal Zach's old iPhone. Exciting! Anyway, Pokemon Pearl update!



Mismagius, F, Lv. 41
Name: Misdami

Ampharos, F, Lv. 42
Name: Mari

Gardevoir, F, Lv. 36
Name: Abernathy

Whiscash, M, Lv. 27
Name: Julius

Toxicroak, M, Lv. 45
Name: Derrick

Ambipom, M, Lv. 35
Name: Slinger

Twisted Pleasure

The court appointment is on Monday at 1:30. The Planned Parenthood (for birth control) appointment is on Wednesday at 9:45. I know I don't have work on Monday, and it doesn't matter either way, because I'd be off by one regardless. Wednesday has got me a little worried because I'm not 100% sure if I have work or not.


Short attention span. Bbl.

I'm an artist!

Look what I made!

"from your high chair"

Posting a new blog after a while is like looking up at your mother after you just spilled a bowl of spaghetti-o's from your high chair: You know you're in trouble. Last night was a nice night, a good all nighter. I can't talk about it in depth, it's personal, but it really gave my life the kick-start I needed. I'm going to get everything together sooner or later. I'm making a court appointment for my fine from the Superior Court of California, County of Santa Clara Informal Juvenile and Traffic Court for my "jumping" of the VTA lightrail. I've bought my ticket every other time (I've also told this story to death), but the one time I didn't, I get caught. Didn't get a warning, just got an 190 dollar fine sent to me the day of my junior prom. Bomb.

will blog later

Liq it.

Ugh. I don't really have anything to post about. I drank about ten shots last night and met some new people in the process. I think ten shots is my all time high so far. I was pretty blitzed, but I wasn't out of it or shitfaced or anything like that. Um. Samantha, Steven, Loriena, Maria, David, Will, and Andrew were there. We drank in the backyard. It was funny. It was a nice night. I'm still a little hungover. Let's drink again tonight!

poke

Finally pokecharms.com is back up. Ironically enough, it's when I'm in the training phase of Pokemon Pearl. I don't have a consistent enough team to battle with yet, so I'm working up some random Pokemans to see who works best for me. This is the team I'm training right now.

Hey!

I just got back from the gym. Damn near came when I was done.

repeat chorus (x42)

God damn, dude. My love handles haven't been this predominant since I was about thirteen. I haven't had a legitimate workout (other than sex) in weeks. My little formation of abs is practically gone and looking in the mirror is not a good thing for me to do, more so now than ever. My excuse is that I've been busy, but really I'm not. I'm only working fourteen hours this week, I have no homework, nor any other obligatory tasks to complete (for the most part). I did finally go for a jog around the block like I used to do last night. I was so elated when I came home it was sad. Other than my crippling self-esteem, work is going fine. I've found a method to keeping my left lip piercing open, but it's only a matter of time before my co-workers notice. Until then, I'm happy. I went to the luncheon for my scholarship today held by Kawannis at (something) Mia's in downtown San Jose. I still speak in front of crowds terribly. I have a facial twitch and it was goin' off like a motherfucker. I was so embarrassed, but more so disappointed in myself for not being able to accomplish the simple feat of talking to a crowd of fifty plus people. It's not that bad.

Look, a giraffe.

back on the blogger's boat

I usually don't openly indulge in the Jonas Brothers band/lifestyle ... thing, but thanks to my lovely friends on MySpace, I was able to witness this video. Bear in mind, the video itself will more than likely be gone by the end of the week, so check it out asap.



Joe Jonas is easily the most attractive of the Jonas brothers what with Nick and his stone cold dead retard eyes and Kevin with his massive Jew fro that I'm sure he stores personal items in. Joe Jonas is not only attractive to me physically, but dude, this video is so balls to the wall hilarious that even I can't deny how adorable he is for having the confidence to dance around in a leotard and heels.