back on the blogger's boat

I usually don't openly indulge in the Jonas Brothers band/lifestyle ... thing, but thanks to my lovely friends on MySpace, I was able to witness this video. Bear in mind, the video itself will more than likely be gone by the end of the week, so check it out asap.



Joe Jonas is easily the most attractive of the Jonas brothers what with Nick and his stone cold dead retard eyes and Kevin with his massive Jew fro that I'm sure he stores personal items in. Joe Jonas is not only attractive to me physically, but dude, this video is so balls to the wall hilarious that even I can't deny how adorable he is for having the confidence to dance around in a leotard and heels.

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Reading:
A Dirty Job by Christopher Moore

Listening to:
The Fashion - The Fashion

Playing:
Pokemon Leaf Green, Resident Evil 5

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I finally started reading A Dirty Job again last night. I stopped reading out of pure laziness, but part of me wonders how I was even able to. That book is just so damn good. I have to read more books by Christopher Moore without going overboard like I did with Palahniuk and end up half-hating the author. Though, Palahniuk seems a little more narcissistic than Moore. If everything goes the way I want it to, I should have the book finished by the end of the week. I've been listening to lots of new music in the last couple of hours as well. I decided to re-do my MySpace playlist and God knows I always find new music when I do that (the one reason I prefer MySpace over Facebook). I've been aware of The Fashion for a good long time, but didn't get the opportunity to listen to their full album until today. It's not too bad. Rarely do I listen to an album the first time through and actually like it.

Hungry, bbl.

wish-a-wish

Listening to:
Foo Fighters - The Colour And The Shape

Playing:
Nintendo DS - Rune Factory 2 (don't laugh at me)

I got my license in the mail today. They made me take my glasses off, and I was totally unprepared for the picture. My signature is hilarious though, looks like I just learned cursive -- fucking computerized signature takers. I was shocked to see I only had one facial piercing in the picture. That means over the past six to eight months, I've gotten two more lip piercings and an eyebrow piercing. I'd say that's pretty impressive/sad. I have had a pretty eventful last couple of days, but I consider it more diary worthy than blog worthy. I own a diary that I hope will be published one day when I die, but I write in it so rarely that I doubt any of it will be worth reading or even make much sense. I've had Anne Frank syndrome for the past year or so. What else, what else. Oh. Just to let you know, I have every intention of posting pictures on this blog sometime soon. The computer I use most doesn't read SD cards anymore, so if it takes a while before I post pictures, bear (bare?) with me. Pictures make everything more interesting. I'm also planning on posting my list of visited webcomics in a couple of days. I posted it on my MySpace blog, but I've started reading more since then. Beware, some of them are naughty; just keep an open mind and you'll be fine.

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citizenguero (3:12:29 PM): So how are things with that guy?

bear suit sitcom (3:12:34 PM): Anthony?

citizenguero (3:13:05 PM): Maybe? I thought there was a guy, I can't remember. I'm bad with stuff, like that, sorry. :P

bear suit sitcom (3:13:19 PM): It's okay, dude.

bear suit sitcom (3:13:27 PM): My boyfriend since the last time we talked is Anthony.

bear suit sitcom (3:13:30 PM): He's still my boyfriend.

bear suit sitcom (3:13:38 PM): Things are fine. Not much to say.

citizenguero (3:14:04 PM): waiwait. The ethnic one, right?

bear suit sitcom (3:14:23 PM): He's a beaner.

bear suit sitcom (3:14:27 PM): He loves dem beans.

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I'm starting to get back into listening to new music. That's one thing I can't stand about Facebook: absolutely no music. What's up with that? MySpace has helped my mystical magical musical findings tenfold. Even so, I've had my iPod for about a year now, and it's still not full. How terrible is that? It is 16GB and I'm often removing albums and putting new ones in, so I guess it's not that bad.

I don't know who all is reading this, but if you're reading this and don't know me: here you go!

What is your name? - Alaina Paige Grimm, but you already know my name.
How old are you? - 16
When is your birthday? - September 1st
How tall are you? - 5'2" or so
How much do you weigh? - 120-130lbs
Describe your hair color. - auburn
Your eye color. - blue
What age did you stop believing in Santa Claus? - I think I just came to the realization when I was seven or so.
Did you ever get money from the tooth fairy? - I think, but I don't remember a lot of my childhood.
What was your social status in middle school? - People thought I was a lesbian.
Now what is your social status? - I have no idea. I don't know enough people to have a social status.
What is your favorite pass time? - I always get confused on pass times. Am I obligated to say baseball? Does it have to be a sport? Because I read to pass time.
Are you vegetarian? - I was for a while. I just don't eat much meat to begin with.
What are your religious views? - agnostic
Political views? - independent
Are you racist? - Fucking Obamas. No, no. I'm not racist.
Slightest bit prejudice? Against who? - I hate women with hairy arms. I think they're lazy.
Are you gay/bi/lesbian? - I'm straight most of the time.
Are you homophobic? - Not in the slightest.
What are you normally stereotyped as? - I have no idea!
Your friends go to you when... - they're bored.
Do you have dreams? - Literally? Of course.
Do you have any piercings or tattoos? - I have an eyebrow piercing, two lip piercings, and holes in my ears.
Have you ever written a full book? - 20 pages or so
What is your favorite lyric? - It varies so often.
Favorite band? - There's so many: Toadies, Kupek, (early) Motion City Sountrack, Cursive, The Format, Final Fantasy, Idiot Pilot, Minus the Bear, Santogold.
Last band you saw live? - Jessica Lea Mayfield
What is your favorite game show? - Game show? I guess "Moment of Truth".
Are you more scared of eagles, monkies, or polar bears? - monkies
Have you ever been made fun of for something? What? - my body, my hair, my intelligence, the way I talk, etc.
What was the hardest thing in your life so far to overcome? - myself
If you were a color what would you be? - I'd be a motherfuckin' rainbow.
Are you a fast or slow typer? - fast
What is your shoe size? - 7 1/2 in Women's
Have you ever fallen for your bff? - no, no.
Are teen magazines the equivalent of gospel? - What? No.
What is your most viewed website? - MySpace, Blogger, Facebook, DeviantART, Rotten Tomatoes
Do you hate anyone? - not at all
Does anyone hate you? - I don't think so. I hope not.
Have you ever felt alone? - Everyone has.
Have you ever had braces? - no.
Do you like to get drunk? - It depends.
Do you know what a tobaggon is? - Isn't it a type of boat?
What are your nicknames? - girl that punches, Little Bear, Boo Boo Kitty Fuck, Punchgirl, Kid, Chuckles, Laura Lee
Do you like the color black more than most colors? - Black isn't a color.
Best color combination. - blue and yellow
Your thoughts on our president. - Obama? He's seriously, seriously trying. I appreciate that.
If you were US president what would you do first? - I would never, under any circumstances be a president of anywhere.

paylee

I kind of get the feeling that no one I know is going to read this blog. Oh well. I was practically talking to myself in all of my other blogs before this one anyway. I'm not quite sure if I made the right choice choosing Blogger over LiveJournal, but I'm sure part of me is just saying that because I'm not used to Blogger yet. If I don't like it, I'll let you guys -- uh. Well, I'll post something saying I'm going to LiveJournal.

I don't have any cool links to post today. Maybe tomorrow.

serial

About three days ago, I created a Facebook account, and decided to only add people that knew my real age. Being in a relationship with a guy that is significantly older than you while you're still a minor can cause some problems. I have "friends" on MySpace that are either acquaintances, friends, or family of my boyfriend, Anthony. Over the last six months we've been dating, I've had to change my real age to something blatantly false (84), my surveys have particularly vague when certain questions come up, and my MySpace experience in general has become somewhat of a chore. Unfortunately, I know that I won't be blogging on my MySpace anymore, and I want to keep people updated. I don't know who exactly read my blog in the first place, so sending individual messages to people is out of the question. I can't post an actual link from there to here out of fear that someone Anthony knows will find out my real age. I'm not too happy with this situation, but it's worth it for now, so I'll just do whatever keeps us safest. It won't be like this forever.