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Jesus Christ, I have been so busy lately. It's been an amazing weekend, but it's private, and you get no such information. Here are some funny websites.

texts from last night
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This is why you're fat.

Both are hilarious sites. Check it out.

legitimate

I took my piercings out for a couple of days, but the night I made the decision to take them out was the day I bought more piercings. Fuck that, because I can't return them; I already opened the package. I might as well wear them. I also bought some metal spiral earrings that are only a 10 gauge, being a huge downsize from my all time high of 5/8". Again, sorry for the lack of posting. Despite having an app on my iPhone for blogging, it's not much fun to do on a tiny piece of machinery. Typing is so much easier on a keyboard.

Payday was today. Worked my first seven hour day and drank my first cup of coffee to survive the 6am to 1pm morning to lunch shift. Actually drank another cup after my shift was up. I think I like cappuccinos a lot. It's not like my growth can be any more stunted or my teeth can get any more yellow anyway.

every single one

I took out all my piercings today.

Xes doog.

This has easily been one of the most relaxing nights I've had in the last four months. I played Counter-Strike: Source again after six years without. Remembering my old username, GMI] Tight_Like_A_Ten_Year_Old, brought back the best kinds of memories of me and my father grossing out his coworkers when we'd all play together. David and I played the kickass-est dust deathmath everrr.

gonta

I'm posting from my iPhone. How cool is that? I don't have much to say other than that I'll be posting more often.

Here's a picture of my kitten.

The Brotherhood of Traveling Fucks

I have a kitten on my face.

Random tidbit: My favorite animal are deer. Don't know why. I also don't know why I have a severe phobia of being near them. But get this: In the US, more people are killed by deer each year than any other animal. Guess I have a sixth sense for timid looking animals that are actually MURDERERS.

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I've been meaning to blog for a while. I have quite a bit to say, but realistically, I'm lazy. And now that I'm here, I've actually forgotten what I wanted to post about. Oops.